Monthly Archives: October 2005

SMS by Vikash

1) It”s not the
“presence”
of sum1 that brings
“meaning”
to life.
But it’s the way that
“someone”
touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful
“meaning”

2) These r the wonderful pairs in this world…

heart & beats…

night & moon..

birds & songs..

Roses & love..

We and our friendship…

3) If I Could Give U One Thing In Life, I Would Give YouThe Ability To See Yourself.. Through My
Eyes..Only Then You’ll Realise How Special u are……..

4) Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.
For example God created u .so wht, then he created Me.. :-)

5) Longest is Mother’s Love, Shortest is Others Love…
Sweetest is Lover’s Love but Strongest is Friend’s Love…
Thanks for being my Friend.

6) So
many
of us
eithr
Fear
2mrw or
Regrt
ystrday
bt I
wont
Fear
2mrw
if u wll
stiL
b
thre 4me
n
i dnt
Rgret
ystrday

coz

ONE
ystrday i met U.

7) I ‘m afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.I ‘m afraid to open my eyes coz I might
see you.I ‘m afraid to move my lips coz I may speak of you. I’m
afraid 2 listen coz i may hear my heart fall 4 u

8) Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
But only BELIEF Keeps u
Going…..
Believe in everyone
BUT
Trust in yourself

9) Friendship is a collection of hearts,ready 2 give,share and understand.
It never fades & never ends.It only reminds us that life is not perfect
without a friend

10) Friends r like a page in a book of life, every page with a different subject.. But u r my
index page, covering every subject of my life…

11)”It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..

JAVA song

Sing to the tune of ‘Vo lamhe’

Woh classes
woh objects
koi na jaane
the kaise applets
oh oh oh
interface
woh abstract classes
woh abstract classes……

woh classes……….

na main jaanu
na tu jaane
oh….
kaise the instances
koi na jaane
kahaan se yeh swing aayeee
AWT bhi sang laayi
khaffa ho gaye hum
barbaad ho gaye hum…….

woh classes…..

Data ke abstaraction se ..
server hil gaya,
Multithreading ke application se..
exception aa gaya…..

Kahaan se J2EE aayee
JSP bhi sang laayee
Khaffa ho gaye hum
Barbaad ho gaye hum……..

woh classes…………….

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Disgusting Jokes

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order,
order.”
The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honor, I’ll
have a
scotch and soda.”

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘How long has what been going on?’ said the man.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.

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Three Things

Three things of life once gone never comes back – Time, words & pportunity
Three things of life must not be lost – Peace, hope & honesty
Three things of life are most valuable - Love, self-confidence & friends
Three things of life are never sure – Dreams, success & fortune
Three things make a Man/Woman – Hard work, sincerity & success
Three things of life that destroy a Man/Woman – Wine, pride & anger