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Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??
-It isn’t love, it’s LIKE.
You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of her, am I right??
-It isn’t love, it’s LUST.
Are you proud, and eager to show her off??
-It isn’t love, [...]
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? - Because his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London? - To see his Big Ben.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? - Because the Gujju said [...]
21st Century…
Our communication - Wireless
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Skype, the fast-growing internet communications company that belongs to Ebay, has admitted that its partner in China has filtered text messages, defending this compliance with censorship laws as the only way to do business in the country.
In a Financial Times interview, Niklas Zennström, Skype’s chief executive, responded to accusations that the company had censored [...]
Oracle Corp. is considering launching its own Linux operating system and has looked at buying one of the main suppliers of open-source technology, Chief Executive Larry Ellison told a newspaper on Monday.
Such a move by the world’s top supplier of database management software into open source operating systems and applications would propel Oracle into sectors [...]
Windows Live Academic Search scours the Web for journal articles, academic papers, and notes and slides from scholarly conferences.
Microsoft may be lagging in the search market, but give its engineers credit for moving fast to catch up.
The software company launched a new search engine for academic journals last week, and while it’s yet [...]
Ack:~ Jothi
HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE’S YOUR SALARY.
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appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …
computer ke [...]
- For years, my desk has been cluttered by two computers — one Macintosh and one PC. It’s been an arrangement of necessity, as I prefer the Mac but sometimes need a Windows machine for work.
So it was with great interest that I read about Apple Computer Inc.’s launch last week of a program allowing [...]