College students, and all citizens of Mumbai!
Wear white on July 26th. If you wear uniform, or you don’t own anything white wear a white band ! White for peace and a memorial to the dead.
Colleges and citizens organisations of all hues and sectors have united to urge that we observe July 26, the first [...]
All income earners, including the salaried and the self-employed, will soon have to fork out more tax. The Centre has finally relented on the long-standing demand from states to enhance the ceiling for tax on professions from the current level of Rs 2,500 to Rs 7,500 per year.
The tax on professions, trades, callings and [...]
These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake…
MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in [...]
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@Bride Char(Good)
AS
SELECT Bride FROM
Delhi Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus=’PGorAbove’
HavingBrothers=’NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’ AND
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’Ford’)
A Vegetarian Lifestyle is BWC’s very own consciencious lifetyle guide which equips its reader with much required knowledge of veg and non-veg products available in the market. Supported by in depth research, this guide educates on the origin of animal ingredients, whether or not these ingredients are pesent in products, as well the tests performed [...]
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China’s online transactions are expected to be worth $125 billion this year, a sharp rise from last year’s $87.5 billion, a report said on Tuesday.
China’s online transactions are expected to be worth one trillion yuan ($125 billion) this year, up from last year’s 700 billion yuan ($87.5 billion), a China Centre for Information Industry Development [...]
Tata Consultancy Services reported its consolidated financial results according to Indian GAAP for the quarter ended June 30, 2006.
Highlights for Quarter Ended June 30, 2006
Total Income at Rs 4227 crore ($ 918 million) up by 13.96% Q-on-Q
Net Profit at Rs 883 crore ($ 192 million) up by 6.07% Q-on-Q
EPS up from [...]
As a mark of respect for the victims of the Mumbai blasts, President APJ Abdul Kalam will lead the country in observing a two-minute silence at 6:24 pm (IST) today from Mahim Railway Station.
Be sure to be part of it
At 6.24 pm, 270 sirens installed across Mumbai by the Civil Defence Corps will go off [...]
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