Monthly Archives: March 2007

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Nine Ways to Change People Without Giving Offense or Arousing Resentment

Extracted From Book Viz. , How to Win Friends and Influence People
Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
Call attention to other people’s mistakes indirectly.
Talk about your own mistakes first.
Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.
Let the other person save face.
Praise every improvement.
Give them a fine reputation to live up to.
Encourage them by making their faults seem easy to correct.
Make the other person happy about doing what you suggest.

Twelve Ways to Win People to Your Way of Thinking

Extracted From Book Viz. , How to Win Friends and Influence People

Avoid arguments.
Show respect for the other person’s opinions. Never tell someone they are wrong.
If you’re wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
Begin in a friendly way.
Start with questions the other person will answer yes to.
Let the other person do the talking.
Let the other person feel the idea is his/hers.
Try honestly to see things from the other person’s point of view.
Sympathize with the other person.
Appeal to noble motives.
Dramatize your ideas.
Throw down a challenge.

Six Ways to Make People Like You

Extracted From Book Viz. , How to Win Friends and Influence People

Become genuinely interested in other people.
Smile.
Remember that a man’s name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
Talk in the terms of the other man’s interest.
Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.

Fundamental Techniques in Handling People

Extracted From Book Viz. , How to Win Friends and Influence People 

Don’t criticize, condemn or complain.
Give people a feeling of importance; praise the good parts of them.
Get the other person to want to do what you want them to by arousing their desires.

Jindagi Ye Kis Mod Pe Le Aaye He

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है ,
ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते , fir वही रुसवायी है .

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज mil जाता है .
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,
Girl Friend से पल – पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है …..

कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है .
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .

मेहनत के काम हम करते नही ,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

Work Relation हमने बडाये ,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है .
Professional ने की है तरक्की ,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है

Difference between Potentiality and Reality

Ack:- Vishal Jain 

Youngest Son: “Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between “Potentiality” and “Reality”?
Dad: “I will show you”…
Dad turns to his wife and asks her:”Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars”?
Wife: “Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity”!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?
Daughter:” Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!”

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: “Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars”?
Elder Son: “Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars!I would never hesitate!”

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:”
You see son, “Potentiality” we are sitting on 3 million dollars,but in “Reality
We are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!!

Differences Between Men and Women

Ack:- Hraday

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Maths Puzzle

Ack:- Vishal Jain

Can you make a target number 37 by using five 5s? You can use any math operator as you want. There are at least two different ways.

Solutions
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ક્યાં મળે ફ્રેન્ડસ મા આટલો પ્યાર,
કઇંક થાય ને મળવા આવે દોસ્ત હજાર,
ક્યાં એવી રીક્ષા અને ક્યાં એવા રસ્તા,
ત્યાની રેસ્ટોરન્ટ મોઘીં ને ત્યાના પાન સસ્તા,
અમદાવાદ મા જાત જાત ના લોકો વસતા,
ફ્રેન્ડસ જોડે ટાઇમ નીકળે હસતા હસતા.
ક્યાં એવો વરસાદ, ક્યાં એવી ગરમી,
કોને યાદ નથી મમ્મી ના ખોળા ની નરમી.
ક્યાં મળે છોકરીઓ આટલી હસતી શરમાતી,
ક્યાં મળે કોઇ સુરવાલ સાડીમા દિલ ધડકાવતી,
ક્યાં મળે કોઇને દુકાન આટલી સસ્તી,
ક્યાં મળે દુકાનદારોની આવી ઘરાક ભક્તી,
ક્યાં મળે કોઇને જીવન મા આટલી મસ્તી,
સૌથી બેસ્ટ આપડી અમદાવાદની વસ્તી.. ક્યાં એવી ઉત્તરાયણ, ક્યા એવી હોળી,
તહેવારો મા ભેગી થાય આખી ફ્રેન્ડસની ટોળી,
ક્યાં એવી નવરત્રિ, ક્યાં એવી દિવાળી,
ક્યાં એવા ડાન્ડીયા, ક્યાં એવા ધમાકા.
ક્યા મળે C. G. Roadની રંગીલી સાંજ,
ક્યા મળે લો-ગાર્ડનની ચટાકેદાર રાત ,
ક્યા મળે એ ક્લબોની મજા, ક્યા મળે એ મોડી રાતોની રજા,
ક્યા મળે હોનેસ્ટ જેવુ પાવ-ભાજી, ક્યા મળે પ્રભુ જેવુ પાન,
ક્યા મળે ફ્રિજલેન્ડ જેવી કોફી, ક્યા મળે ટેન જેવી નાન.
અમદાવાદ નો રંગ નીરાળો, અમદાવાદ નો ઢંગ નીરાળો,
હોય એમા ભલે કોઇ ખરાબી, તો પણ ગર્વથી કહો હુ છું Amdavadi