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A chicken farmer went to a local bar. . . sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer says, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” [...]
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. “That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?” “Yes,” his young son answered. [...]
An old Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhagavat Geeta. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could. One day the grandson asked, “Grandpa! I try [...]
I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks up to [...]
AF – Always friend BF – Boy friend CF – Close friend DF – Dear friend EF – Ever friend FF – Forever friend GF – girl friend HF – Helping friend IF – Innocent friend JF – Jovial friend KF – Kind friend LF – Lovely friend MF – Merry friend NF – Naughty friend OF – Only friend PF – Personal friend QF – Quiet friend RF – Rare friend SF [...]
ખà«àª¶ નથી છતાં ખà«àª¶ રહેવૠપડે છે કોઇ પà«àª›à«‡ કેમ છે તો મજામા કહેવ પડે છે દિલ મ થયા હજારો જખà«àª®à«‹ છતા હસતા રહેવૠપડે છે જીનà«àª¦àª—à«€ àªàª• નાટક છે બરબાદ થઇ ને પન જીવવૠપડે છે
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Bill Gates gave a speech at a high school about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it! Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You [...]
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If you’re mad with someone and nobody’s there to fix the situation… You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if u doesn’t, tomorrow can be too late. If you’re in love with somebody, but that person doesn’t know… tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love [...]