Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

Be Good & Do Good!

Month: August 2007 (page 2 of 3)

Explore the sky with Google Earth ..Google Sky

With about a hundred million stars and two hundred million galaxies, Sky in Google Earth lets you explore the heavens like never before.

National Do Not Call / Disturb Directory of India

The primary objective of the National Do Not Call Registry (NDNC Registry) is to curb Unsolicited Commercial Communication (UCC). UCC has been defined as “any message, through telecommunications service, which is transmitted for the purpose of informing about,or soliciting or promoting any commercial transaction in relation to goods, investments or services which a subscriber opts not to receive, but, does not include, —-

(i) any message (other than promotional message) relating to a service or financial transaction under a specific contract between the parties to such contract;or

(ii) any messages relating to charities, national campaigns or natural calamities transmitted on the directions of the Government or agencies authorized by it for the said purpose;

(iii) messages transmitted, on the directions of the Government or any authority or agency authorized by it, in the interest of the sovereignty and integrity of India, the security of the State, friendly relations with foreign States, public order, decency or morality.”

The NDNC Registry will be a data base having the list of all telephone numbers of the subscribers who do not want to receive UCC.After the establishment of NDNC registry, Telephone subscriber (Landline or mobile) who does not wish to receive UCC, can register their telephone number with their telecom service provider for inclusion in the NDNC. Telecom Service Provider shall upload the telephone number to the NDNC within 45 days of receipt. The Telemarketer will have to verify their calling telephone numbers list with the NDNC registry before making a call.An amount of Rs 500/- per call/message has been prescribed to discourage telemarketers who make calls to numbers registered in Do Not Call list. The defaulter telemarketer will face disconnection of telecom service

At following link you can list of all banks, telecom operators and insurance comapnies Do Not disturb link

Time Table Search for Mumbai Local Train

Time Table Search for Mumbai Local Train

-Thane-Vashi Track Time Table

-Suburban Rail Map

The link is

Every one lives in Dream – Gujarati Poem

સપનામાં તો બધા જીવે છે,
વસ્તવિકતમાં કોણ રહે છે ?

સંબંધ બાંધવા માટે વર્ષો વિતાવે,
પણ તોડતાં સમયે ક્યાં વિચારે છે!

બધાનો પ્રેમ તો બધા ચાહે છે,
પણ આપવામાં કોણ માને છે !

વાયદા કરવામાં તો બધા માહિર છે,
નિભાવવા માટે કોણ તૈયાર થાય છે !

વાતો થશે જીવવાની અને રીતોની,
પણ ખરેખર અહીં કોણ આવું જીવે છે!

આતો દેખાડાની દુનિયા છે,
સાચા પ્રેમની કોને જરૂર છે !

હું તો બધા માટે જીવાનો પ્રયત્ન કરું છું,
અહીં આવા મણસોની ક્યાંય જરૂર નથી !

Google’s New Innovation – Indic Translation

Check this out…

How to identify a Software engineer?

1. He/She never bargains… No wonder things have become so costly!
2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven’t slept for years…
3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon…
4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what ‘foreign land’ is called] are the ones that would be used by ‘default’…
5. Weekends are holy words… they are like a salvation one seeks for…
6. “Wazzzup”, “Hows life?”, are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by “how’s work?”
7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in…
8. They don’t send or take things… they always forward them!
9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day…
10. They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do… When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is “I wish there was a Google search for my room”.
11. Mondays are always blue…
12. All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now…

Use Notepad as a Diary

1. Open a blank Notepad file
2. Type .LOG (caps) as the first line of the file, followed by a enter. Save
the file and close it.
3. Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on the line after.
4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.
5. Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process, appending the time and date to the end of the file and placing the cursor below it!

Kuttappan from Kerala

One day Kuttappan’s dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ” Son why are you late from school?”.

Kuttappan answered, “Dad we had extra classes today”.

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his face.

His dad told him Mone (son) This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, ” Why are you late?”

“Dad I went for a movie”, ” Which movie?” “The Ten Commandments”, Splatt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

” No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen.” Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things.”

Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Kuttappans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, “Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?” (After all he is your son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappan’s mother’s face.

The Clinton Tragedy

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stands up and offers, “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”
A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

“What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.”

“Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!”

Important Announcement

एक वीशेष सूचना ………. अगर आप बस, रेल या कही से भी आ जा रहे हो और किसी लडकी के हाथ मे फूल, धागा, चैन या ऐसी ही कोई चमकती वस्तू नज़र आये तो आप तुरन्त वहा से दूर हो जाये। ये चमकती वस्तु ऱाखी भी हो सक्ती है. आपकी थोडी सी लापरवाही आपको भाई बना सक्ती है।

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