Be Good & Do Good!

Day: September 6, 2007

Yesterday’s IND-ENG match – Last 5 Balls Commentary

49.2 Yuvraj to Mascarenhas, SIX!!, flattish delivery on the middle and leg, Mascarenhas stays back inside the crease and looks to swat it away, micues it high up in the air, Chawla judges that well and takes it neatly, he loses his balance now and touches the long on fence, oh!!! dear, that is six!!! the umpire signals it now!!!

49.3 Yuvraj to Mascarenhas, SIX!!, flighted delivery on the middle and leg, angling into the right hander, Mascarenhas clears his frontfoot out of the way and slogs it over long on for the second six of the over!!! convincing this time!!!

49.4 Yuvraj to Mascarenhas, SIX!!, delivery looped up on the middle and leg, angling into the right hander, Mascarenhas makes room outside the leg stump and slogs it over deep mid wicket for the third six in a row!!! lovely shot!!! Yuvraj is clueless!!!

49.5 Yuvraj to Mascarenhas, SIX!!, Yuvraj tosses it up on the middle and leg, holding its line on that occasion, Mascarenhas clears his frontfoot out of the way again and whacks it over long on for a biggie!!! meaty blow!!! Dravid asking too much from Yuvraj here

49.6 Yuvraj to Mascarenhas, SIX!!, full and straight on the stumps, Mascarenhas gives himself room and whacks it over the top, straight down the ground for another six!!! Ohh!!! My word, what a shot!!! this is like a box office opening!!! he is coming down on Yuvraj like a house on fire!!!

Mascarenhas scored 36 of 15 deliveries…

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again; maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it with a spoon instead.
Patron: Even when I use the spoon, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.
[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
[waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . $1.00