Ack:- Kavita Ajmera Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you… Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital [...]
October, 2007 Archive
Making Fool of urself
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom [...]
PJ of the Day
Lady drinking COKE, machchhar falls in. Lady takes it out. machchhar says “MAA”. Lady asks why did u call me MAA. Machar says “Mai teri “COKE” se nikla hu MAA.
World’s most innovative companies
To determine World’s most innovative companies, a survey is conducted by the Boston Consulting Group & BusinessWeek. More then 2,500 executive worldwide voted for the most pioneering companies doing business today. Apple and Google once again is on top. In this 2007 survey some new companies gain significient jump in their ranking compare to previous [...]
Free Rice for Worlds Hungry
Comments from Freerice Donor Relations Officer:: Yes, the Freerice.com website is an innovative initiative to raise funds for the purchase of rice for the world’s hungry. WFP is happy to have been selected as beneficiary of this creative idea. Freerice.com is quite new and we were only recently asked to be the beneficiary. We are [...]
Sardarji’s Mom’s Letter
Dear Banta Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from [...]
Good Quotes …
UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. –Dennis Ritchie Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. –Fred Brooks It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for [...]
Killing PJ of the Day
Q. Below is a 2 BY 2 matrix. (remember jo jeeta wahi sikander song …) [ pehla nasha pehla khumar , ???????? ] [ ????????, ???????? ] The element in the 1st row, 1st column is ‘pehla nasha pehla khumar’. Can you tell me the values of other 3 elements of this matrix? Forgot Arrays [...]
Trivia about cultures across the world
In Japan, a visiting card should be respected like a person In Greece, give your business card to everyone you meet In Hong Kong, avoid the colors blue and white in your presentation In Bulgaria/Hungary: napkins on the table not on the lap In Indonesia, never touch another person’s head The Irish always toast their [...]
Mental Hospital :)
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. [...]