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Part 1 A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks … ‘Aam hai kya?’ The shopkeeper says … ‘Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.’ Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him …’Aam hai kya ?’ He gets a little irritated and says… ‘Aare Bola na, Hum ‘Aam nahi Bechte’ On [...]
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you’ll soon begin to think you’re a GENIUS ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we [...]
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the [...]
We all love receiving scraps, but constantly checking back to your scrapbook page can be tedious. How many of us have our scrapbook page open and are clicking refresh on it constantly! With scrap notices you can be on any orkut page and find out that you have received a scrap – that very minute. [...]