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A plum once said, just because a banana lover came by, I converted myself into a banana. Unfortunately, his taste changed after a few months and so I became an orange. When he said I was bitter I became an apple, but he went in search of grapes. Yielding to the opinions of so many [...]
As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not. I [...]
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you’ll soon begin to think you’re a GENIUS ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, [...]
UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. –Dennis Ritchie Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. –Ralph Johnson Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. –Fred Brooks It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for it; It’s even harder when you’ve assumed [...]
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over. 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 4. [...]
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Bill Gates gave a speech at a high school about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it! Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You [...]
If you’re mad with someone and nobody’s there to fix the situation… You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if u doesn’t, tomorrow can be too late. If you’re in love with somebody, but that person doesn’t know… tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love [...]
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, “I love you,” mean it. FIVE. [...]
A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track. The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track [...]