Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

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Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS

Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!” So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, Rohit asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, “Lady leave me alone! I’m married!”

Moral
Self-induced hangover — Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture — Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast — Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS

Avoid GF Whose Dad is a Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: “Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!”

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,he returns and tells him: “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too.” The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: “After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions… and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: “Dear Lord, bless this dinner… thank you for all you give us…!” A minute later the boy is still praying: “Thank you Lord for your kindness…” Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: “I didn’t know you were so religious!!!”

The boy replies: “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!!!”

TCS’s Brand Advertisement ..Unbelievable

NOTE : This Video is not available for download, embedding or any such business. Its kept just for watching

Following is TCS Brand Advertisement about Experience Certainty. Its really Classic and Superb. It doesn’t event seems to be a advertisement from a Software firm.
Do read the words that come along the video, they really sounds good.

Also the video ends with a class Indian Traditional Voice…thats called true Indian is TCS ..the TATA

Video Can’t be watched here , You need to go to YouTube for Watching the Same. Following is just snapshot of the video

Following are the two ways for watching the video
1. Direct YouTube Link – Link Removed
2. Click on following Video twice which will automatically redirect you to Youtube – Video removed

Video removed on request of Jayant Pendharkar Global Head – Marketing for TCS
Read Comments for complete conversation between him and me

BBC Says Windows Media Player generally not available

While reading news across BBC, I came across something which doubts Microsoft presence in this world.

Even the World News Channel doubts on the presence or use of Microsoft Windows Media Player. If you try to watch a video on BBC you will be prompted with following pop up which clearly states
“Windows Media Player generally not available”


The Time i read that , I laughed a loud ..ha haaa

Hey Shona – Ta Ra Rum Pum


Lyrics ..Too Sweet

Hey Hey Ey Ey Ey Ey Hey Hey Hey Hey……
Tumhe Pata Toh Hoga, Tumhi Pe Main Fida Hoon
Tumhe Hai Jabse Chaaha, Hawaaon Mein Udata Hoon
Tumhi Mere Har Pal Mein, Tum Aaj Mein, Tum Kal Mein
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….
Tumhe Pata Toh Hoga Ke Mere Dil Mein Kya Hai
Chalo Kahe Deti Hoon, Kabhi Nahi Jo Kahaan Hai
Tumhi Mere Har Pal Mein, Tum Aaj Mein, Tum Kal Mein
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….

Tum Jo Ghussa Bhi Karo Toh Mujhe Pyaar Lagata Hai Jaane Kyun
Main Toh Jo Bhi Kahu Tumhe Ikraar Lagata Hai Jaane Kyun
Chhodo Bhi Ye Ada, Paas Aake Jara, Baat Dil Ki Koi Keh Do Na
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….

Saari Duniya Ko Chhodake Maine Chaaha Hai Ik Tumhe
Maine Jindagi Se Maanga Hai Toh Sirf Maanga Hai Ik Tumhe
Abb Isi Chaah Mein, Abb Isi Raah Mein, Jindagibhar Mere Tum Ho Na
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….
Tumhe Pata Toh Hoga, Tumhi Pe Main Fida Hoon
Tumhe Hai Jabse Chaaha, Hawaaon Mein Udata Hoon
Tumhi Mere Har Pal Mein, Tum Aaj Mein, Tum Kal Mein
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….
Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona…….
Hey Hey Ey Ey Ey Ey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Gandhi’s Birthdate to be World’s Non-Violence day

Brand Gandhi is about to get bigger on the global stage. As many as 114 UN member-countries joined hands on Monday to support India’s resolution to declare Mahatma Gandhi’s birthday on October 2 as the ‘International Day of Non-Violence’.

The move to get the international community to pay tribute to Gandhi’s ideology was a follow-up to the Satyagraha conference organised by the Congress early this year and a subsequent campaign launched by the government.

Speaking at the conference, titled ‘Peace, Non-Violence and Empowerment — Gandhian Philosophy in the 21st Century’, Congress president Sonia Gandhi had called for steps to get the Mahatma’s birthday marked as the International Day of Non-Violence.

Anand Sharma, minister of state for external affairs who was Sonia’s point person for the conference, welcomed the outpouring of global support to the campaign. ‘‘It’s great to see the global response to the declaration adopted at the Satyagraha conference.’’

Read More @ Indiatimes.Com’s Times of India

Life lessons from Narayana Murthy

N R Narayana Murthy, chief mentor and chairman of the board, Infosys Technologies, delivered a pre-commencement lecture at the New York University (Stern School of Business) on May 9. It is a scintillating speech, Murthy speaks about the lessons he learnt from his life and career. We present it for our readers:

Dean Cooley, faculty, staff, distinguished guests, and, most importantly, the graduating class of 2007, it is a great privilege to speak at your commencement ceremonies.

I thank Dean Cooley and Prof Marti Subrahmanyam for their kind invitation. I am exhilarated to be part of such a joyous occasion. Congratulations to you, the class of 2007, on completing an important milestone in your life journey.

After some thought, I have decided to share with you some of my life lessons. I learned these lessons in the context of my early career struggles, a life lived under the influence of sometimes unplanned events which were the crucibles that tempered my character and reshaped my future.

Read More @ Rediff.Com

New Pulsar DTSi 350 cc…..Awesome !!!!!!

Laugh to extent of Cry

Sony TV pe woh kaun sa serial aata tha jo pehle paas bulata hai aur baad me hakaal deta hai????
AAHAT (AA-HAT!!)

Sher…arz hai…
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara….
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara…..
k sherni vidhwa ho gai!!!

WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????
?????GUESS
????GUESS HARDER
NO GUESS???
TOM & JERRY STARTS…..

Responsible Wife

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