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An Unbiased Comparison btwn TCS n Infy

UPDATE(20 Mar 2010) – Below comparison is based on someone’s PERCEPTION, its not final or true words.. Its about you, how well you received acknowledgement in either of the big MNC. As per me, TCS is really good to work with. So just ENJOY the article ..

TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES
Experience Certainty.
“This is something that our clients already know; now we are letting the Cat
out of the Bag”
Vision: “To be Global Top 10 by 2010”

INFOSYS TECHNOLOGIES LTD
Win the Flat World.
“The competition has been leveled, the world is flat”

These are the two leading Indian IT companies that are set to lead the IT
world globally. Both are basically “Computer Services Companies” even though
they have their own Products like “Infy Finacle” and “TCS Quartz”.

Even though they compete in the same area,
Even though they have many common clients,
Even though they do a lot of similar work,
these two are totally different in the way they work, their policies, the
way they see the clients/employees, the way they handle projects.

TCS is a 39 year old $4 billion company compared to Infosys which is 25 year
old $3 billion company. Let’s compare from two perspectives:
1) Customer
2) Employee

1) Customer
As a Customer to these two companies, you won’t find much differences. Both
deliver things on time, both deliver code of same quality etc.
But TCS may be a bit cheaper than Infosys, but latter may guarantee more
quality
for that price.

2) Employee
As an Employee, one can see a lot of differences.

1) Work Pressure
This is the first and foremost thing an employee looks for. Here obviously
TCS scores. You will rarely see people slogging in TCS whereas there is no
Infy without Slogging. Of course this difference to certain extent comes
from some extra quality things that are done at Infy, but still TCS do not
mind saying “No” when it’s difficult. Infy manager rarely has the world “No”
in their dictionary.

Note: No matter what facilities a company provides, if the workload is high,
your life will be miserable.

2) Remuneration
Infy have a well defined compensation policy. They have increments every
year and everything follows proper process. At the end, TCS guy too have the
same salary, but there are no processes as such.
One good thing about TCS is their Variable pay is less compared to infy
i.e. TCS gives what they promises but Infy may not.

Infosys is a company that loves to make Employees pay tax.
In a way, Infy is more patriotic.
TCS is more practical and loves to be in the side of employees.

3) Infrastructure
Well, this point, don’t even think of comparing. They are miles apart.
Infosys has world class facilities which only a few companies can boast of.
TCS infrastructure is pathetic say even it is Buildings, Computers,
Internet, Transport or Food courts. Computers @ TCS are generations behind.

4) Security
“Too much security” is an apt phrase for TCS. It is good from customer point
of view, but very very bad from an Employee point of view. You need to get
lot of permissions to login to a system and need a lot of access to make it
working. Half your life will go in TCS raising tickets or you will become
too lazy that you will stop using some of the facilities instead of raising
tickets. Life is so much better at Infy where things are “Hare paced’ not
“Tortoise paced” like TCS processes.

5) Work Culture
Infy has a lot of team building activities, cultural programs etc from the
HR side where as a TCS guy will see an HR only when he is in bench.
But sometimes the Infy activities end up creating a lot of pressure which
finally ends up in dissatisfaction which was actually intented Employee
satisfaction. But Infy do score here.

6) Ethics
Infy is really a company with a conscience. It is very transparent and
manages things in a beautiful way. It is indeed the “BEST MANAGED COMPANY”.
TCS has to go a long way in this to achieve this level of Transparency even
though they are trying.

7) Initiatives
There are a lot of initiatives that happens in Infy like for example “The
Ozone initiative”. It aims at reducing the paper usage. Infy will never use
paper unless it’s very necessary. “Online” rules Infy.

In TCS, one can see paper paper every where. Even for a survey, they don’t
have a proper “Survey” tool, which in turn leads them to the Manual paper
survey which not only leads to inefficiency but also it wastes lot of paper,
which in turn wood, which in turn trees, which in turns harms the Nature.

Btw, sometimes i do prefer certain things in Paper.

Then there are very active Bulletin Boards, Writer’s Forums etc in Infy
which you will never find in any another company.

8) Brand Name
Infy shows the ordinary things as Extra ordinary. That is their way of
Branding while TCS was not bothered about branding till now as they had a
strong Backbone from “TATA”. Now they have realized the importance of
branding and they have started a good campaign for better branding.

9) Code Quality Vs Documentation
Code Quality is the keyword of TCS while Infy will bore people with the word
“Documentation”. Even though the word “Documentation” is boring, it is very
important in the long run.

10) Average Age
Average age of employees in Infy is much less than that of TCS. TCS runs
mainly with Experienced people where as Infy is a “Fresher” driven company
making it more like college.

11) Processes
Too many Processes spoil the Code. This happens only in Infy.

Each company has its Prons and Cons. It’s the Employee who should decide
what they want.

Always Remember

Sweet Words in form of Gujarati Poem

અમે ધારી નહોતી એવી અણધારી કરી લીધી,
અજાણી આંખડીએ ચોટ ગોઝારી કરી લીધી.

કોઈનાથી અમે બે વાત શું પ્યારી કરી લીધી!
જવાનીમાં મરણની પૂર્વતૈયારી કરી લીધી.

અમે મગરૂર મનને મારી લાચારી કરી લીધી,
કરી લીધી જીવન તારી તરફદારી કરી લીધી.

ઘડીઓ આ જુદાઈની અને તે પણ જવાનીમાં?
અમે આ પણ સહન તલવાર બેધારી કરી લીધી.

મને કંઈ વાત તો કરવી હતી અલગારી મન મારા,
વળી કોના થકી તેં પ્રીત પરબારી કરી લીધી!

ભલે એ ના થયાં મારાં, ભલા આ સ્નેહ શું કમ છે?
ઘડીભર સાથ બેસી વાત બે પ્યારી કરી લીધી.

કસુંબલ આંખડીના આ કસબની વાત શી કરવી?
કલેજું કોતરી નાજુક મીનાકારી કરી લીધી.

મઝાની ચાંદનીમાં નોતરી બેઠા ઉદાસીને,
અમે હાથે કરીને રાત અંધારી કરી લીધી.

હવે મિત્રો ભલે ગુસ્સો ગઝલ પર ઠાલવે ‘ઘાયલ’,
અમારે વાત બે કરવી હતી પ્યારી, કરી લીધી.

Reasons for No Achivement

Ack: – Vijay Raut

View the Image @ Reasons for No Achivement

How to Impress a Client

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, “Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.” “Yes?”. “I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, and I’ m waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say “Hi Tom?” “Sure.”

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.”Hi, Tom,” he said.

I replied, “Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting.”

Few Factual Laws

Ack :- Jay Purohit

1) After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8) When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

9) The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

How does US Missile Defence Shield works

Now a days often use to hear the word “Missile defence shield” from Bush

What was that ??

What it is all about ??

So finally found something quite flashy and interesting that explains what it is and how it works

Look the flashy presentation @ BBC

Stones gig sparks 50km long Trafficjam

Veteran rockers the Rolling Stones played in front of 33,000 fans as their European tour kicked off in Belgium.

Interest in the concert, held in the town of Werchter, caused a traffic jam which extended for 50km (30 miles).

The Belgian press greeted their performance with rave reviews, with De Morgen calling it a “triumph”.

The Stones’ 30-date show takes in new venues for the band including Serbia and Russia, with three dates at London’s O2 arena in August.

Read More @ BBC

Common lines spoken after people got drunk

Ack:- Parth Barot

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…
2.You know i am not drunk…
3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga…
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai…

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…

11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
13. Baap ko mat Sikha.
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..

Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota

Ack:- Vijay Raut

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Pe Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota…………

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