Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

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Month: October 2006 (page 1 of 2)

Adobe Soundbooth Public Beta Out

Adobe Systems has released the public beta of Adobe Soundbooth software, an innovative and intuitive audio software product for creating and editing audio, and fixing common audio flaws using visually-oriented tools.

Read More @ TechTree

Download@ Adobe Labs

Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when He found The CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece Of paper In his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and Important Document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing Work?”

“Certainly, Sir” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper Disappeared inside the machine.”I just need one copy.”

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

Friends postion by Map view in Orkut

1) Login in ur orkut account
2) Then in url type

U will able to see friends map .
Note : – This featues is disable in India but u can use it

Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts

One Stone is Enough to Break a Glass……
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……
One Second is Enough to Fall in Love…… and
One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship.
Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts

Urbanization …….

Ack : – Ravi Mevcha

शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़ के करना क्या है?
जब यही जीना है दोस्तों तो फ़िर मरना क्या है?

पहली बारिश में ट्रेन लेट होने की फ़िक्र है
भूल गये भीगते हुए टहलना क्या है?

सीरियल्स् के किर्दारों का सारा हाल है मालूम
पर माँ का हाल पूछ्ने की फ़ुर्सत कहाँ है?

अब रेत पे नंगे पाँव टहलते क्यूं नहीं?
108 हैं चैनल् फ़िर दिल बहलते क्यूं नहीं?

इन्टरनैट से दुनिया के तो टच में हैं,
लेकिन पडोस में कौन रहता है जानते तक नहीं.

मोबाइल, लैन्डलाइन सब की भरमार है,
लेकिन जिग्ररी दोस्त तक पहुँचे ऐसे तार कहाँ हैं?

कब डूबते हुए सुरज को देखा त, याद है?
कब जाना था शाम का गुज़रना क्या है?

तो दोस्तों शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़् के करना क्या है
जब् यही जीना है तो फ़िर मरना क्या

Main Aur mera roommate

Ack:- Vikas Pukale

Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota

Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste….
Main aur mera roommate,

aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai
Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai
Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain
Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,
ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai
Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum –
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !
Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Some interesting facts about Pune

1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years

2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia.

3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.

4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore – 208, Hyderabad – 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra

5. Pune has 21 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.

6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.

7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.

8. Pune University has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.

9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e. Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians, 10% Tamilians, 14% Telugites, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans (Koregaon Park), 5% Africans, 2% Bangalis, and 6% a mixture of all races.

10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay.

11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India.

12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.

13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris !!

15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.

16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.

17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).

18. Pune is famous for THREE: Software Professionals, Girls and Dogs.

Either Change Yourself or ?

 Either Change Yourself or ?

Tongue Twisters—remember ILP days

Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.

Gujarati Gajal

Ack:- Jai Purohit

Gujarati Gajal

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