* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because itâ€™s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnâ€™t lifting himself up, heâ€™s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant doesnâ€™t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikantâ€™s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Newtonâ€™s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant
* When taking the GRE, write â€œRajnikantâ€ for every answer. You will score over 1600.
* Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* If you Google search â€œRajnikant getting his ass kickedâ€ you will generate zero results. It just doesnâ€™t happen.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai