Ack :~ Gayatree
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The Durbar Hall at the Taj Palace Hotel was packed with India’s CEOs, businessmen, entrepreneurs and academics to listen to Bill Gates and Narayanamurthy and around 1215 both of them walked in along with Dr. Prannoy Roy of NDTV who was presiding over the discussion. ……..
Typical academic year for a student
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B’day??????
Balance = 0 “How can a student pass?????”
Squeeze u’r grey cells and try to find out the answer :
Try adding appropriate punctuation to the words below and come out
with
a
sentence.
IS IS NOT NOT NOT IS NOT IS IS IS IS NOT IS NOT IS IT NOT
THE ANSWER IS .
“Is” is not “Not”, “Not” is not “Is”, “Is” is “Is”, “Not” is”Not”. Is it not?
Chief Minister of States & Union Territories (India)
Ack :~ Mayur
Ever heard of a longest domain name ? well here it is :
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com
And if you click on it you will be directed to a series of longest articles / events in the world.
Also check the Most Expensive Series in the sections out there…
and do let me know how you found it…
Ack :~ Mayur
Do you love someone this much ?
Thanks Dolly for sharing this e-mail.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle…
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself?
It’s bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only one had survived.
The truth was that Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke,
but he didn’t Want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time,
then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
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