{"id":10,"date":"2005-10-24T12:59:50","date_gmt":"2005-10-24T07:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/?p=10"},"modified":"2005-10-24T12:59:50","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T07:29:50","slug":"some-w-a-c-k-y-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/10\/24\/some-w-a-c-k-y-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Some W a c k y Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it<br \/>\nseems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an<br \/>\nhour, and it seems like a minute. THAT&#8217;S<br \/>\nrelativity.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Albert Einstein<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working<br \/>\nthe moment you get up in the morning and does not<br \/>\nstop until you get into the office.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Robert Frost<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The trouble with being punctual is that nobody&#8217;s<br \/>\nthere to appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Franklin P. Jones<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain<br \/>\nthe success of those we don&#8217;t like?<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Jean Cocturan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It matters not whether you win or lose; what<br \/>\nmatters is whether I win or lose.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n&#8211; Darrin Weinberg<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Life is pleasant.<br \/>\nDeath is peaceful.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the transition that&#8217;s troublesome.<\/p>\n<p>Help a man when he is in trouble and he will<br \/>\nremember you when he is<br \/>\nin trouble again.<\/p>\n<p>Complex problems have simple, easy to understand<br \/>\nwrong answers.<\/p>\n<p>It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it<br \/>\ncreative problem solving.<\/p>\n<p>Whoever said money can&#8217;t buy happiness, didn&#8217;t know<br \/>\nwhere to shop.<\/p>\n<p>Alcohol doesn&#8217;t solve any problems, but then again,<br \/>\nneither does milk.<\/p>\n<p>Most people are only alive because it is illegal to<br \/>\nshoot them.<\/p>\n<p>Forgive your enemies but remember their names.<\/p>\n<p>The number of people watching you is directly<br \/>\nproportional to the stupidity of your action.<\/p>\n<p>Dont worry that the world ends today, its already<br \/>\ntomorrow in Australia!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>So, Keep Smiling!!! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT&#8217;S relativity. &#8211; Albert Einstein The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}