{"id":1030,"date":"2008-05-21T12:19:43","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T06:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2008-05-21T12:22:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T06:52:12","slug":"man-woman-2-donkeys-that-live-happily-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2008\/05\/21\/man-woman-2-donkeys-that-live-happily-together\/","title":{"rendered":"Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Equation 1 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy<br \/>\nDonkey = eat + sleep<br \/>\n=> Human = Donkey + work + enjoy<br \/>\n=> Human &#8211; enjoy = Donkey + work <\/p>\n<p>In other words, Human that don&#8217;t know enjoy = Donkey that work<br \/>\n============ ========= ========= ========= =========<br \/>\n<strong>Equation 2 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Men = eat + sleep + earn money<br \/>\nDonkeys = eat + sleep<br \/>\n=> Men = Donkeys + earn money<br \/>\n=> Men &#8211; earn money = Donkeys <\/p>\n<p>In other words, Men that don&#8217;t earn money = Donkeys<br \/>\n============ ========= ========= ========= =========<br \/>\n<strong>Equation 3 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Women = eat + sleep + spend<br \/>\nDonkeys = eat + sleep<br \/>\n=> Women = Donkeys + spend<br \/>\n=> Women &#8211; spend = Donkeys <\/p>\n<p>In other words, Women that don&#8217;t spend = Donkeys<br \/>\n============ ========= ========= ========= =========<br \/>\n<strong>To Conclude: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From Equation 2 and Equation 3<br \/>\nMen that don&#8217;t earn money = Women that don&#8217;t spend.<br \/>\nSo, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! <strong>(Postulate 1) <\/strong><br \/>\nAnd, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! <strong>(Postulate 2) <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money<br \/>\nTherefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude<br \/>\n<em>Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep => Human = Donkey + work + enjoy => Human &#8211; enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don&#8217;t know enjoy = Donkey that work ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= Equation 2 Men = eat + [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-1030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}