The Manager says: Do you have any sales experience?\u009d
\nThe Indian says: Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.\u009d
\nWell, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. You start tomorrow.. Ill come down after we close and see how you did.\u009d <\/p>\n
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
\nAfter the store was locked up, the boss came down. How many sales did you make today?\u009d
\nIndian boy says: Sir, Just ONE sale.\u009d
\nThe boss says: Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.\u009d If you want to keep this job, youd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?\u009d <\/p>\n
Indian boy says: 237. 64\u009d
\nBoss says: 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?\u009d
\nIndian boy says: Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
\nThen I sell him medium fishhook.
\nThen I sell him large fishhook.
\nThen I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
\nThen I ask him where hes going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him hell be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
\nThen he said he didnt think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
\nI then ask him where hell be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
\nThen the guy said, while were at it, I should throw in about worth of groceries and two cases of beer.<\/p>\n
The boss said: Youre not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?\u009d <\/p>\n
Indian boy says: No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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