{"id":1055,"date":"2008-07-24T11:55:25","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T06:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2008-07-24T11:57:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T06:27:40","slug":"pain-of-a-married-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2008\/07\/24\/pain-of-a-married-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Pain of a Married Man &#8230;!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- Alkesh<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.<\/p>\n<p>He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.  She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What&#8217;s the matter, dear?&#8217; she whispers as she steps into the room. &#8216;Why are you down here at this time of night?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The husband looks up from his coffee, &#8216;Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?&#8217; he asks solemnly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Yes I do&#8217; she replies.<\/p>\n<p>The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. &#8216;Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Yes, I remember&#8217; said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.<\/p>\n<p>The husband continued.. &#8216;Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, &#8216;Either you marry my daughter, or I&#8217;ll send you to jail for 20 years?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I remember that too&#8217; she replied softly.<\/p>\n<p>He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, &#8216;I would have been released today!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Alkesh A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}