{"id":106,"date":"2005-12-29T13:48:42","date_gmt":"2005-12-29T08:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/12\/29\/arz-kiya-hai\/"},"modified":"2005-12-29T13:48:42","modified_gmt":"2005-12-29T08:18:42","slug":"arz-kiya-hai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/12\/29\/arz-kiya-hai\/","title":{"rendered":"Arz Kiya Hai&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack : ~  Nikhil Patel<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo<br \/>\napne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo<br \/>\napne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao<br \/>\naa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo<br \/>\nwoh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain<br \/>\nwarna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain<br \/>\nroz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho<br \/>\nmere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo<br \/>\ntere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai<br \/>\npar beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai<br \/>\naur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar<br \/>\nhamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo<br \/>\nyaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman<br \/>\ntere baap ko shift delete kar doonga<br \/>\napkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee<br \/>\ndo PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee<br \/>\napp jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain<br \/>\nwarna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain<br \/>\napp ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style<br \/>\napp ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain warna app jaisee software [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}