Santa: I have swallowed a key.
\nDoctor: When?
\nSanta: 3 months back!
\nDoctor: What were you doing till now?
\nSanta: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. <\/p>\n
********* <\/p>\n
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
\nLady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. <\/p>\n
********* <\/p>\n
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
\nSanta: Why don’t u cook something else? <\/p>\n
********** <\/p>\n
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
\nBecause he opened petrol pump on second floor.. <\/p>\n
*********** <\/p>\n
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
\nInterviewer: Why did you change your last job?
\nSanta: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where. <\/p>\n
************ <\/p>\n
Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
\nFinally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.<\/p>\n
************ <\/p>\n
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
\nBecause he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. <\/p>\n
************ <\/p>\n
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
\nAfter sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. <\/p>\n
====================================<\/p>\n
Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab ,
\nHe wanted to save money so what did he do?
\nSimple, he went to Punjab and made a local call. <\/p>\n
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza
\nhut kyun leja raha hai………
\nSardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein ‘Delivery Free’ hai.. <\/p>\n
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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
\nSardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai….. <\/p>\n
============================================== <\/p>\n
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
\nShopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab…
\nSardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. <\/p>\n
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
\nSardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! <\/p>\n
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Teacher: A for?
\nSardar: Apple
\nTeacher: Jor se bolo?
\nSardar: Jay mata di. <\/p>\n
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American says: ‘ US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..’
\nSardarji says: ‘ India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!’ <\/p>\n
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Sardar orders pizza.
\nWaiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
\nSardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge <\/p>\n
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
\nSanta: Who r u?
\nGirl: Seeta here.
\nSanta: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya <\/p>\n
========================================================= <\/p>\n
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
\nSanta: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. <\/p>\n
============================================== <\/p>\n
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
\nWhen a person asked what he was doing?
\nHe replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar. <\/p>\n
============================================== <\/p>\n
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
\nSir: Y r u fighting?
\n1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
\nSir: So what?
\n1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. <\/p>\n
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
\nHi! I am sardar,
\nthis is my sardarni,
\nhe is my kid,
\n& she is my kidney. <\/p>\n
============================================== <\/p>\n
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone
\n& saved 1\/2 money.
\nSardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was
\ngoing & I sent my wife with him<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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