Boss: Where were you born?
\nSingh: Punjab..
\nBoss: which part?
\nSingh: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.<\/p>\n
2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
\nSingh 1: What would you do if the bomb
\nexplodes while fixing.
\nSingh 2: Dont worry, I have one more.<\/p>\n
Singh: What is the name of your car?
\nLady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
\nSingh: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.<\/p>\n
Singh joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
\nSingh: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.<\/p>\n
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
\nBanta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.<\/p>\n
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
\nSanta: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?<\/p>\n
Banta: U cheated me.
\nShopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
\nBanta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!<\/p>\n
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
\nIn an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
\nSanta: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
\nInteviewer shouts: Stop it.
\nSanta: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…<\/p>\n
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
\nSanta: Tipu’s skeleton.
\nTourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
\nSanta: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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