{"id":119,"date":"2006-01-05T18:47:51","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T13:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/01\/05\/roles-in-heaven\/"},"modified":"2006-01-05T18:47:51","modified_gmt":"2006-01-05T13:17:51","slug":"roles-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/01\/05\/roles-in-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Roles in Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ack : ~ Hussain Ladha<\/em><\/p>\n

Brahma
\nSystems Installation<\/p>\n

Vishnu
\nSystems Administration & Support<\/p>\n

Lakshmi
\nFinance and Accounts consultant<\/p>\n

Saraswati
\nTraining and Knowledge Management<\/p>\n

Shiva
\nDBA (Crash Specialist)<\/p>\n

Ganesh
\nQuality Assuarance & Documentation<\/p>\n

Narada
\nData transfer<\/p>\n

Yama
\nReorganization & Downsizing Consultant<\/p>\n

Chitragupta
\nIDP & Personal Records<\/p>\n

Apsaras
\nDownloadable Viruses<\/p>\n

Devas
\nMainframe Programmers<\/p>\n

Surya
\nSolaris Administrator<\/p>\n

Rakshasas
\nIn house Hackers<\/p>\n

Ravan
\nInternet Explorer WWWF<\/p>\n

Kumbhakarnan
\nZombie Process<\/p>\n

Lakshman
\nSupport Software and Backup<\/p>\n

Hanuman
\nLinux\/s390<\/p>\n

Vaali
\nMS Windows<\/p>\n

Sugreeva
\nDOS<\/p>\n

Jatayu
\nFirewall<\/p>\n

Dronacharya
\nSystem Programmer<\/p>\n

Vishwamitra
\nSr. Manager Projects<\/p>\n

Shakuni
\nAnnual appraisal & Promotion<\/p>\n

Valmiki
\nTechnical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)<\/p>\n

Krishna
\nSDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )<\/p>\n

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
\nISO Consultant (CMM level 5)<\/p>\n

Arjun
\nLead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)<\/p>\n

Abhimanyu
\nTrainee Programmer<\/p>\n

Draupadi
\nMotivation & Team building<\/p>\n

Bhima
\nMAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM<\/p>\n

Duryodhana
\nMicrosoft product Written in VB<\/p>\n

Karna
\nContract programmer<\/p>\n

Dhrutarashtra
\nVisual C++<\/p>\n

Gandhari
\nDreamweaver<\/p>\n

100 Kauravas
\nMicrosoft Service Packs and patches<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ack : ~ Hussain Ladha Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}