{"id":152,"date":"2006-01-31T16:36:13","date_gmt":"2006-01-31T11:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/01\/31\/wonderful-definitions-of-designations-at-office\/"},"modified":"2006-01-31T16:36:13","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T11:06:13","slug":"wonderful-definitions-of-designations-at-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/01\/31\/wonderful-definitions-of-designations-at-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Wonderful definitions of designations  at office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) <strong>Project Manager <\/strong>is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in<br \/>\nOne month.<br \/>\n2) <strong>Developer <\/strong>is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.<br \/>\n3) <strong>Onsite Coordinator<\/strong> is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.<br \/>\n4) <strong>Client <\/strong>is the one who doesn&#8217;t know why he wants a baby.<br \/>\n5) <strong>Marketing Manager<\/strong> is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.<br \/>\n6) <strong>Resource Optimization Team<\/strong> thinks they don&#8217;t need a man or woman; they&#8217;ll produce a child with zero resources.<br \/>\n7) <strong>Documentation Team<\/strong> thinks they don&#8217;t care whether the child is delivered, they&#8217;ll just document 9 months.<br \/>\n8) <strong>Quality Auditor<\/strong> is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.<br \/>\n<strong>and last<\/strong><br \/>\n9) <strong>Tester <\/strong>is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}