appun jaise tappori s\/w Engg. ko kya maalum…
\nsaala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…
\ntemplate me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….
\ncopy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!
\nfir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
\nare kaiko ?
\narre kaiko re?
\nfir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..
\nya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
\nsaala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …
\ncomputer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!
\nappun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…
\nboleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya…!!!
\ndin bhar appun computer ke aagge…
\nkoi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…
\ntin din naa Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
\nbass choop chaap…
\nappun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya…
\nbola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya…!!!
\nphir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola…
\nye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!
\nvikya ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai… saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa… abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai … aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai…!!!
\nsamzaa …?
\nsamzaa…?
\nsamzaaa naa…?
\n(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)
\nfir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…
\nform poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!
\nlagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya…!!!
\npar DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya…!!!
\nappun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par appun kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?
\nsaala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…
\npar appun ek aansu nahi roya…
\nkaiko royega…?
\nkaiko..?
\nsaala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!
\nagale din se phir wohi life chalu…
\nwohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya… log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega…!!!
\ntraining milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…
\nhaa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…
\n(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)
\nfir …?
\nfir kya…?
\nfir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!
\nshaappak…
\nsaala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …
\ncomputer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
appun jaise tappori s\/w Engg. ko kya maalum… saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai… template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai…. copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!! fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko? are kaiko ? arre kaiko re? fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila….. ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}