{"id":206,"date":"2006-04-17T09:23:40","date_gmt":"2006-04-17T03:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/04\/17\/software-professional-husband\/"},"modified":"2006-04-17T09:23:40","modified_gmt":"2006-04-17T03:53:40","slug":"software-professional-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/04\/17\/software-professional-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"SOFTWARE PROFESSIONAL HUSBAND"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Ack:~ Jothi<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p> HUSBAND &#8211; HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE&#8217;S YOUR SALARY.<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; DATA TYPE MISMATCH<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; YOU ARE USELESS.<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; BY DEFAULT<\/p>\n<p>  WIFE &#8211; WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING<br \/>\n  HUSBAND &#8211; SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS <ctrl , <ALT, <DEL TO REBOOT\n  \n  WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?\n  HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL\n  \n  WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU &#038; YOUR RECEPTIONIST.\n  HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION\n  \n  WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.\n  HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED\n  \n  WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.\n  HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS\n \n  WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.\n  HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE\n  \n  WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.\n  HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS &#038; LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER\n  \n  WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU\n  HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER\n  \n  WIFE - I AM GOING\n  HUSBAND - IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER\n \n<em><strong>WHEN U R ANGRY FOR 1 MINUTE U LOSE 60 SECONDS OF HAPPINESS! <\/strong><\/ctrl><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:~ Jothi HUSBAND &#8211; HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE &#8211; HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE. HUSBAND &#8211; BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME WIFE &#8211; BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING HUSBAND &#8211; ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL. WIFE &#8211; HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE&#8217;S YOUR SALARY. HUSBAND &#8211; FILE IN USE, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}