Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? – Because his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley.<\/p>\n
Why does the Gujju go to London? – To see his Big Ben.<\/p>\n
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? – Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.(snacks)<\/p>\n
What is a Gujju picnic called? – A snake in the grass<\/p>\n
Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
\nIf he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent. (important)<\/p>\n
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? – Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’<\/p>\n
Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten? – The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.<\/p>\n
What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is trailing in a vegetable race? – Come on, Tomato, Ketch up<\/p>\n
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? – His son failed in statistics.<\/p>\n
Maro dikro Dubai gayo? – My son drowned.<\/p>\n
Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? – He wanted to get cent-par-cent.<\/p>\n
Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
\nHe wanted to listen to POPE music.<\/p>\n
What did the Gujju have in the morning?
\nLIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.<\/p>\n
What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
\nYou are going from BED To VERSE.<\/p>\n
Why won’t the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
\nThe bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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