Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering –
\nSaala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? <\/p>\n
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a
\nquestion
\nInterviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
\nSardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. <\/p>\n
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a
\nshit? “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?
\nLibrarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
\nDirectory…. <\/p>\n
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected
\nwas Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters….. <\/p>\n
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks
\nthe other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and
\nsays – YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO <\/p>\n
Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?
\nSardar angrily said, i know – it means….
\nS – Sardaron ke
\nM – Mazak udane ki
\nS – Service <\/p>\n
Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
\nSanta : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas
\nrahe!!!. <\/p>\n
Sardar goes to a shop to buy underwear –
\nAfter selecting one, the shopkeeper tells it costs Rs 150.
\nSardar – Arre bhai, Daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi
\nchahiye… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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