When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
\nWhen my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,<\/p>\n
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
\nWhen my boss does not do it, he is busy,<\/p>\n
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
\nWhen my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,<\/p>\n
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
\nWhen my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,<\/p>\n
When I make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
\nWhen my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.<\/p>\n
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
\nWhen my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.<\/p>\n
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
\nWhen my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.<\/p>\n
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss
\napplies for le! ave, it’s because he’s overworked<\/p>\n
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
\nWhen I do wrong, he never forgets <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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