{"id":230,"date":"2006-05-05T10:23:05","date_gmt":"2006-05-05T04:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/05\/05\/dikhawe-pe-na-jao-apni-akal-lagao-programming-hai-waste-trust-only-copy-paste\/"},"modified":"2006-05-05T10:23:05","modified_gmt":"2006-05-05T04:53:05","slug":"dikhawe-pe-na-jao-apni-akal-lagao-programming-hai-waste-trust-only-copy-paste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/05\/05\/dikhawe-pe-na-jao-apni-akal-lagao-programming-hai-waste-trust-only-copy-paste\/","title":{"rendered":"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.  Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Your Colleague:<\/strong> Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward  karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh&#8230;. Naye<br \/>\nlanguage seekh. Night out Maar&#8230;.Fundoo programming  kar  like me&#8230;.! Do so! mething cool man !!  <\/p>\n<p><strong>You<\/strong>: Achha! To usse Kya hoga .<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your Colleague :<\/strong> Impression!!! Appraisal !!!  Har appraisal main tu No 1!  Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks<\/p>\n<p><strong>You<\/strong>: Phir kya hoga&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Your Colleague : <\/strong>Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!   Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a   Director of the Company man !!<\/p>\n<p><strong>You<\/strong>: Acchha to phir kya hoga&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Your Colleague :<\/strong> Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega. <\/p>\n<p><strong>You<\/strong>: To ab main kya kar raha hoon???? <\/p>\n<p><strong>   &#8220;Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.  Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste &#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Powered by ctrl C<br \/>\nDriven by ctrl V <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh&#8230;. Naye language seekh. Night out Maar&#8230;.Fundoo programming kar like me&#8230;.! Do so! mething cool man !! You: Achha! To usse Kya hoga . Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}