{"id":241,"date":"2006-05-16T15:17:28","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T09:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/05\/16\/funny-leave-letters\/"},"modified":"2006-05-16T15:17:28","modified_gmt":"2006-05-16T09:47:28","slug":"funny-leave-letters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/05\/16\/funny-leave-letters\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Leave Letters&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:~ Sridhar V Dontha<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India.<\/p>\n<p>1. A student&#8217;s leave letter:<br \/>\n&#8220;As I am suffering from my uncle&#8217;s marriage I cannot attend the class&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>2. A candidate&#8217;s application:<br \/>\n&#8220;This has reference to your advertisement calling for a &#8216;typist And an accountant &#8211; Male or Female&#8217;&#8230; As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:<br \/>\nSince I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.Please sanction me one-week leave.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:<br \/>\n&#8220;Since I&#8217;ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>5. A leave letter to the headmaster:<br \/>\n&#8220;As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>6. An incident of a leave letter:<br \/>\n&#8220;I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:<br \/>\nAs my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>8. A covering note:<br \/>\n&#8220;I am enclosed herewith&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>9. >From H.A.L. Administration dept:<br \/>\nAs my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,Please grant me 10 days leave.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\n10. Actual letter written for application of leave:<br \/>\n&#8220;My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>11. Letter writing:<br \/>\n&#8220;I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter&#8217;s wedding:<br \/>\n&#8220;As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week&#8217;s leave&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:~ Sridhar V Dontha This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India. 1. A student&#8217;s leave letter: &#8220;As I am suffering from my uncle&#8217;s marriage I cannot attend the class&#8230;.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; 2. 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