Sardar bought a new mobile.
\nHe called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610”
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\nSanta : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
\nBanta : Really, what is he studying,
\nSanta : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. <\/p>\n
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\nWhat is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
\nSardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. <\/p>\n
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\nSanta falls in luv with a nurse…After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
\nSanta: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
\nThe shop owner gave him the flag.
\nGuess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. <\/p>\n
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
\nThe shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
\nSanta: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? <\/p>\n
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\nFrog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
\nSanta: Hai.
\nFrog: Nahin hai.
\nSanta: Hai.
\nFrog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
\nSanta: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? <\/p>\n
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
\nThe judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
\nSanta: I think I’ll take the money. <\/p>\n
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Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
\nA: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
\nBanta: Santa u’ll die.
\nSanta: No, u’ll die b’coz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform? <\/p>\n
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\nQ: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
\nA: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.” <\/p>\n
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\nQ: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
\nA: Because it was an entrance exam. <\/p>\n
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\nWhat’s Ford?
\nSanta: Gaadi.
\nWhat’s Oxford?
\nSanta: So simple, Bail Gaadi <\/p>\n
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\nSanta: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
\nBanta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
\nSanta: I didn’t say he got out. <\/p>\n
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\nSanta found answer to the most difficult question ever
\n– What comes first – the chicken or the egg?
\nO yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! <\/p>\n
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\nSanta (reading from book of facts):
\n“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
\nBanta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?” <\/p>\n
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\nTeacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
\n Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
\n Teacher : Spell it?
\n Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.<\/p>\n
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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
\n Banta : How do you know??
\n Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..<\/p>\n
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
\n Police : How the theif did not take TV???
\n Sardar : I was watching TV na….<\/p>\n
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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
\n Tell why this odd combination?
\n Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN was also in at that time.<\/p>\n
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\n When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
\n Answer : On their Wedding !!<\/p>\n
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\n Whats the height of Intelligence?
\nAnswer: A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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