Ack :~ Nihal <\/p>\n
Peter bought a butter,
\nThe butter Peter bought was bitter,
\nSo Peter Bought A better butter,
\nTo make the bitter butter better.<\/p>\n
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
\nif a woodchuck could chuck wood?
\nHe would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
\nand chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
\nif a woodchuck could chuck wood.<\/p>\n
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?<\/p>\n
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
\nDid Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
\nIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
\nwhere’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?<\/p>\n
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
\nThe shells she sells are surely seashells.
\nSo if she sells shells on the seashore,
\nI’m sure she sells seashore shells.<\/p>\n
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
\nSaid the flea, “Let us fly!”
\nSaid the fly, “Let us flee!”
\nSo they flew through a flaw in the flue.<\/p>\n
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Betty Botter had some butter,
\nBut, she said, “this butter’s bitter.
\nIf I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
\nBut a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
\nSo she bought a bit of butter,
\nbetter than her bitter butter,
\nAnd she baked it in her batter,
\nand the batter was not bitter.
\nSo ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.<\/p>\n
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A big black bug bit a big black bear,
\nmade the big black bear bleed blood.<\/p>\n
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.<\/p>\n
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
\nAnd the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
\nAnd the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
\nSaid: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”<\/p>\n
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Mr. See owned a saw.
\nAnd Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
\nNow See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
\nBefore Soar saw See,
\nWhich made Soar sore.
\nHad Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
\nSee’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw.
\nSo See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
\nBut it was sad to see Soar so sore
\nJust because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!<\/p>\n
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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
\nThe seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
\nThese sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack;
\nsheep should sleep in a sack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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