{"id":263,"date":"2006-06-02T10:18:02","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T04:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/06\/02\/itinfo-tech-shayaris\/"},"modified":"2006-06-02T10:18:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T04:48:02","slug":"itinfo-tech-shayaris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/06\/02\/itinfo-tech-shayaris\/","title":{"rendered":"IT(Info Tech) SHAYARIS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ack :~ Bishnu Bhatta<\/em><\/p>\n

mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain…<\/strong>
\nProblem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain… <\/p>\n

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye…<\/strong>
\nDil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. <\/p>\n

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo…<\/strong>
\nHamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo… <\/p>\n

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning…<\/strong>
\nWoh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS… <\/p>\n

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse<\/strong>
\nDuniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! <\/p>\n

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,<\/strong>
\nLekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found! <\/p>\n

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”<\/strong>
\nTum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif <\/p>\n

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face<\/strong>
\nPar dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space <\/p>\n

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga<\/strong>
\nTum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga <\/p>\n

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya<\/strong>
\nYeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya <\/p>\n

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat<\/strong>
\nWhat is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat <\/p>\n

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,<\/strong>
\nYaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail <\/p>\n

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga…<\/strong>
\nTu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga… <\/p>\n

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai…….<\/strong>
\nAap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai……. <\/p>\n

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon<\/strong>
\nPahle bekaar tha ab S\/W Programmer ban gaya hoon <\/p>\n

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,<\/strong>
\nVC aaye to VB mein daal do
\nseedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do <\/p>\n

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?<\/strong>
\nAre Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai.. <\/p>\n

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya<\/strong>
\nteri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
\nkabhi offline to kabhi online piya<\/p>\n

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai<\/strong>
\nPyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
\nLaila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ack :~ Bishnu Bhatta mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain… Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}