Lady : Is this my train?
\nStation Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
\nLady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
\nthis train to New Delhi.
\nStation Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.<\/p>\n
Wife : Do you want dinner?
\nHusband : Sure, what are my choices?
\nWife : Yes and no.<\/p>\n
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
\ncommotion in the gallery.
\nThe judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order,
\norder.”
\nThe drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honor, I’ll
\nhave a
\nscotch and soda.”<\/p>\n
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
\ntwo days time?
\nPost Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
\nCustomer : I bet you, it won’t.
\nPost Master : Why not?
\nCustomer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.<\/p>\n
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
\n‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
\n‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
\n‘How long has what been going on?’ said the man.<\/p>\n
Girl : Do you love me?
\nBoy : Yes Dear.
\nGirl : Would you die for me?
\nBoy : No, mine is undying love.<\/p>\n
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
\n2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
\n1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.<\/p>\n
Man : How old is your father?
\nBoy : As old as me.
\nMan : How can that be?
\nBoy : He became a father only when I was born.<\/p>\n
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
\nfield”
\nStudent : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
\nTeacher : How?
\nStudent : Ladies first.<\/p>\n
Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
\nCustomer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.<\/p>\n
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
\nWaiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
\nCustomer : No, I can’t.
\nWaiter : Then does it really matter?<\/p>\n
Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
\nWaiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.<\/p>\n
Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
\nWaiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.<\/p>\n
Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
\nWaiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?<\/p>\n
Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
\nWaiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.<\/p>\n
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
\nWaiter : Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?<\/p>\n
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
\nPeter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
\nthe game went into extra time.<\/p>\n
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