{"id":300,"date":"2006-06-26T09:12:47","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T03:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/06\/26\/men-and-women\/"},"modified":"2006-06-26T09:12:47","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T03:42:47","slug":"men-and-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/06\/26\/men-and-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Men and Women&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- Nirav Desai<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Men:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. All men are extremely busy.<\/p>\n<p>2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.<\/p>\n<p>3. Although they have time for women, they don&#8217;t really care for them.<\/p>\n<p>4. Although they don&#8217;t really care for them, they always have one around.<\/p>\n<p>5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.<\/p>\n<p>6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.<\/p>\n<p>7. Although the woman leaves them they still don&#8217;t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Women:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.<\/p>\n<p>2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.<\/p>\n<p>3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.<\/p>\n<p>4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.<\/p>\n<p>5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just &#8220;an old rag&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>6. Although their clothes are always &#8220;just an old rag&#8221;, they still expect You to compliment them.<\/p>\n<p>7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don&#8217;t Believe you&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Nirav Desai Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don&#8217;t really care for them. 4. Although they don&#8217;t really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}