{"id":311,"date":"2006-07-04T16:54:53","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T11:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/04\/this-is-how-business-is-done\/"},"modified":"2006-07-04T16:54:53","modified_gmt":"2006-07-04T11:24:53","slug":"this-is-how-business-is-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/04\/this-is-how-business-is-done\/","title":{"rendered":"This is how business is done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- Gopi Parchuri<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice<br \/>\n Son : &#8220;I will choose my own bride!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Father: &#8220;But the girl is Bill Gates&#8217;s daughter.&#8221;<br \/>\n Son : &#8220;Well, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong> Next Father approaches Bill Gates.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> Father: &#8220;I have a husband for your daughter.&#8221;<br \/>\n Bill Gates: &#8220;But my daughter is too young to marry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Father: &#8220;But this young man is a vice-president of the  World Bank.&#8221;<br \/>\n Bill Gates: &#8220;Ah, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> <strong>Finally Father goes to see the president of the World  Bank.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> Father: &#8220;I have a young man to be recommended as a  vice-president.&#8221;<br \/>\n President: &#8220;But I already have more vice- presidents  than I need!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Father: &#8220;But this young man is Bill Gates&#8217;s  son-in-law.&#8221;<br \/>\n President: &#8220;Ah, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em> This is how business is done!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Gopi Parchuri Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : &#8220;I will choose my own bride!&#8221; Father: &#8220;But the girl is Bill Gates&#8217;s daughter.&#8221; Son : &#8220;Well, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221; Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: &#8220;I have a husband for your daughter.&#8221; Bill Gates: &#8220;But my daughter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}