{"id":314,"date":"2006-07-05T13:18:22","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T07:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/05\/business-terms-revised\/"},"modified":"2006-07-05T13:18:22","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T07:48:22","slug":"business-terms-revised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/05\/business-terms-revised\/","title":{"rendered":"Business Terms Revised"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- Sridhar Dontha<\/em><\/p>\n<p>[1]    <strong>CEO: <\/strong>  Chief Embezzlement Officer.<\/p>\n<p>[2]    <strong>CFO:<\/strong>  Corporate Fraud Officer.<\/p>\n<p>[3]    <strong>BULL MARKET:  <\/strong>A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. <\/p>\n<p>[4]    <strong>BEAR MARKET:<\/strong>  A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no  jewelry,  and the husband gets no sex.<\/p>\n<p>[5]    <strong>VALUE INVESTING <\/strong>&#8212; The art of buying low and selling lower.<\/p>\n<p>[6]    <strong>P\/E RATIO <\/strong>&#8212; The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market  keeps  crashing. <\/p>\n<p>[7]    <strong>BROKER <\/strong>&#8212; What my broker has made me.<\/p>\n<p>[8]    <strong>STANDARD &#038; POOR <\/strong>&#8212; Your life in a nutshell.<\/p>\n<p>[9]    <strong>STOCK ANALYST! <\/strong>&#8212; Idiot who just downgraded your stock.<\/p>\n<p>[10]    <strong>STOCK SPLIT <\/strong>&#8212; When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. <\/p>\n<p>[11]    <strong>MARKET CORRECTION<\/strong> &#8212; The day after you buy stocks.<\/p>\n<p>[12]    <strong>CASH FLOW <\/strong>&#8212; The movement your money makes as it disappears down the  toilet.<\/p>\n<p>[13]    <strong>INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR<\/strong> &#8212; Past year investor who&#8217;s now locked up in a nuthouse. <\/p>\n<p>[14]    <strong>MOMENTUM INVESTING <\/strong>&#8211; The fine art of buying high and selling low.<\/p>\n<p>[15]    <strong>INVESTOR <\/strong>&#8211; Sucker <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Sridhar Dontha [1] CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer. [2] CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer. [3] BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. [4] BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}