{"id":348,"date":"2006-07-21T15:44:14","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T10:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/21\/erroneous-advertisers\/"},"modified":"2006-07-21T15:44:14","modified_gmt":"2006-07-21T10:14:14","slug":"erroneous-advertisers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/21\/erroneous-advertisers\/","title":{"rendered":"Erroneous Advertisers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days.<strong> The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day&#8217;s mistake&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MONDAY: <\/strong>For sale &#8211; Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. <\/p>\n<p><strong>TUESDAY: <\/strong>Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth&#8217;s ad yesterday. It should have read, &#8220;One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>WEDNESDAY: <\/strong>Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: &#8220;For sale &#8211; Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.   <\/p>\n<p><strong>THURSDAY: <\/strong>Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don&#8217;t call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day&#8217;s mistake&#8230; MONDAY: For sale &#8211; Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}