{"id":351,"date":"2006-07-25T11:05:12","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T05:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/25\/profile-of-a-software-engineerorkut\/"},"modified":"2006-07-25T11:05:12","modified_gmt":"2006-07-25T05:35:12","slug":"profile-of-a-software-engineerorkut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/07\/25\/profile-of-a-software-engineerorkut\/","title":{"rendered":"Profile of a Software Engineer(Orkut)…"},"content":{"rendered":"

About me: <\/strong>I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
\nRelationship status:<\/strong> what?
\nBirthday: <\/strong>The day my PL is about to fire me
\nAge: <\/strong>10111
\nHere for: <\/strong>web browsing in company hours
\nChildren: <\/strong>can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
\nEthnicity: <\/strong>Programmer
\nLanguages I speak: <\/strong>Java, C\/C++, 010101110101
\nReligion: <\/strong>I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
\nPolitical view: <\/strong>the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
\nHumor: <\/strong>weekly
\nSexual orientation:<\/strong> When will I have sex?
\nFashion: <\/strong>Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
\nPets: <\/strong>Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
\nLiving: <\/strong>Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
\nHometown: <\/strong>My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
\nWebpage: <\/strong>http:\/\/naukri.com, http:\/\/jobsahead.com
\nPassions: <\/strong>cursing my company, looking for another company, remembering my good old college days,worrying about my future.
\nSports: <\/strong>quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess
\nActivities: <\/strong>Are you crazy?
\nBooks: <\/strong>“How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
\nMusic: <\/strong>Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
\nTv shows: <\/strong>can’t afford one
\nCuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}