{"id":373,"date":"2006-08-01T14:59:57","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T09:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/01\/sardarji-rocks\/"},"modified":"2006-08-01T15:03:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-01T09:33:08","slug":"sardarji-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/01\/sardarji-rocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Sardarji Rocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three <strong>Construction workers <\/strong>are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a <strong>Mallu<\/strong>, the second is a <strong>Bengali <\/strong>and the third is a <strong>Sardarji<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch  together One fine day &#8212; the <strong>Mallu <\/strong>opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box.He says &#8221; <em>I am fed up of eating these idlis daily<\/em>. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die&#8221;. Next the <strong>Bengali <\/strong>opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says &#8221; <em>If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow<\/em>, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die &#8220;Next the <strong>Sardarji <\/strong>opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says &#8221;  <em>Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box <\/em>tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch.<br \/>\n<strong>Mallu <\/strong>opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly <strong>jumps <\/strong>from the 20th floor and  dies.The <strong>Bengali <\/strong>opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and <strong>jumps <\/strong>from the 20th floor and dies.<strong>Sardarji <\/strong>opens his box and finds parathas and he also <strong>jumps <\/strong>from the 20th floor and dies.<\/p>\n<p>In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their  colleagues, the <strong>Mallu&#8217;s widow <\/strong>says &#8221; I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch &#8220;The <strong>Bengali&#8217;s widow <\/strong>says &#8221; I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I  would have packed something else for his lunch&#8221; The <strong>sardarji&#8217;s widow <\/strong>says &#8221; I do not understand what went wrong. <strong>My husband always prepared his own lunch&#8230;.!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together One fine day &#8212; the Mallu opened his lunch box [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}