{"id":38,"date":"2005-11-18T16:33:14","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T11:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/11\/18\/good-and-clean-jokes\/"},"modified":"2005-11-18T16:33:14","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T11:03:14","slug":"good-and-clean-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/11\/18\/good-and-clean-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Good and Clean Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ack :~ prabhakar padmanaban <\/strong>
\nJanuary to december
\nsunday to saturday
\nAm to Pm
\nMy feelings for u have never changed…….
\nu….
\nR….
\nalways….
\na HEADACHE to me !!!! <\/p>\n

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
\nthe world seems to be fading away,
\ncome along with me
\ni’ll take u to an eye specialist !! <\/p>\n

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
\nAns : the days after marriage <\/p>\n

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
\non the
\nhorse
\n?
\nHe is given his last chance to run away. <\/p>\n

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
\nOpen ur eyes !
\nNow you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a <\/p>\n

fool………… <\/p>\n

I wrote ur name on the sands………….
\nit got washed away,
\nI wrote ur name in air……………………..
\nit got blown away,
\nSo i wrote ur name in my heart…………. <\/p>\n

i got a HEART ATTACK <\/p>\n

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
\nThe wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
\nmuch, fell
\ninto the well, and drowned.
\nThe husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really
\nworks!” <\/p>\n

LOVE is like a CIGAR
\nIt starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in
\nashes…
\nBut dont worry – we are chain smokers <\/p>\n

ur smile can be compared to a flower
\nur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
\nur inocence to a child
\nbut in stupidity
\nu have no comparison
\nu r the best <\/p>\n

True love is like a pillow
\nu can hug when u r in trouble
\nu can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
\nso when u need true love
\nspend Rs.50\/-Buy a pillow <\/p>\n

Dear Friend, <\/p>\n

when i ask u flower,
\nu give me bouquet
\nwhen i ask u a stone
\nu give me a statue
\nwhen i ask u a feather
\nu give me peacock <\/p>\n

ARE U REALLY DEAF ? <\/p>\n

I had VODKA with WATER
\nI felt DRUNK
\nI had WHISKY with WATER
\nI felt DRUNK
\nI had RUM with WATER
\nI felt DRUNK
\nI SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!! <\/p>\n

when i call u;
\n1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
\n2 ring means i like u;
\n3 means i miss u;
\n4 means ……..pick d phone idiot <\/p>\n

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
\nit to
\nexclamatory sentence ..
\nStudent : WOW ! <\/p>\n

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
\nit functions 24hrs 365 days…..
\nit functions right from the time u r Born….until you fall in
\nlove <\/p>\n

SMILE – is a language of love
\nSMILE – is a source to win hearts…
\nSMILE – creates greatness in ur personality
\nSO….
\nBrush ur Teeth today onwards <\/p>\n

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
\nA beer shortens your life by 4 min..
\nA working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. <\/p>\n

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
\nStudent : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
\nsir…. <\/p>\n

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the
\nclass
\nStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ack :~ prabhakar padmanaban January to december sunday to saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed……. u…. R…. always…. a HEADACHE to me !!!! When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i’ll take u […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}