{"id":389,"date":"2006-08-08T11:22:18","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T05:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/08\/laws-which-newton-forgot-to-state%e2%80%a6\/"},"modified":"2006-08-08T11:22:18","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T05:52:18","slug":"laws-which-newton-forgot-to-state%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/08\/laws-which-newton-forgot-to-state%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Laws Which Newton Forgot to State\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack : &#8211; Shama Patel<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF QUEUE: <\/strong>If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF TELEPHONE: <\/strong>When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:<\/strong> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:<\/strong> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF THE ALIBI:<\/strong> If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BATH THEOREM:<\/strong> When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: <\/strong>The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don&#8217;t want to be seen with.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF THE RESULT: <\/strong>When you try to prove to someone that a machine won&#8217;t work, it will!<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:<\/strong> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.<\/p>\n<p><strong>THEATRE RULE: <\/strong>People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LAW OF COFFEE:<\/strong> As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack : &#8211; Shama Patel LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}