{"id":399,"date":"2006-08-22T11:09:27","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T05:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/22\/three-parrots\/"},"modified":"2006-08-22T11:11:32","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T05:41:32","slug":"three-parrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/22\/three-parrots\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Parrots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man wanted to <strong>buy his son a parrot as a birthday present<\/strong>.<br \/>\nThe next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. <\/p>\n<p>He asked the clerk, &#8220;how much for the <strong>parrot on the right<\/strong>?<br \/>\nThe owner said it was $<strong>250.<\/strong> &#8220;$250&#8221;, the man said. &#8220;Well what does he do? &#8220;He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. &#8220;He can do <strong>all of your spreadsheets <\/strong>and type all of your letters.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The man then asked what the <strong>second parrot cost<\/strong>. The clerk replied, <strong>$500<\/strong>, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an <strong>expert computer programmer<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>Finally, the man inquired about the <strong>cost of the last parrot.<\/strong> The clerk replied, &#8220;$1,000.&#8221; Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird&#8217;s specialty was. <\/p>\n<p>The clerk replies, &#8220;<strong>Well to be honest I haven&#8217;t seen him do anything. But the other two call him &#8221; Project Manager<\/strong> &#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, &#8220;how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was $250. &#8220;$250&#8221;, the man said. &#8220;Well what does [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}