{"id":401,"date":"2006-08-25T09:49:17","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T04:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/25\/santa-banta-jokes\/"},"modified":"2006-08-25T09:49:17","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T04:19:17","slug":"santa-banta-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/25\/santa-banta-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Banta Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Interviewer: what is your birth date?<br \/>\nSardar: 13th October<br \/>\nWhich year?<br \/>\nSardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ <strong>EVERY YEAR <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Manager asked to sardar at an interview<br \/>\nCan you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?<br \/>\nSardar replyed: <strong>-P-O-S-T-B-O-X. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???<br \/>\nSardar: no sir, <strong>only small Babies!!! <\/strong>  <\/p>\n<p>Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi<br \/>\nSo Sardar writes, &#8220;Gandi was a great man, but I don&#8217;t know <strong>who is Jayanthi. <\/strong>  <\/p>\n<p>When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, &#8221; You are trying to see my wife? <strong>Sit back. I will drive. <\/strong>   <\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?<br \/>\nSardar: its simple. <strong>I will stop my imagination!!! <\/strong>  &#8211;<em> Awesome an IAS sort of answer<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}