{"id":405,"date":"2006-08-30T10:07:23","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T04:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/30\/family-problems-indians-or-americans-haaaa\/"},"modified":"2006-08-30T10:07:23","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T04:37:23","slug":"family-problems-indians-or-americans-haaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/08\/30\/family-problems-indians-or-americans-haaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"Family Problems Indians or Americans haaaa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two men an Indian and an American, met at a bus stop and started a conversation. <\/p>\n<p>The Indian kept complaining of family problems.  Finally the American said: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You think you have family problems? <strong>Listen to my situation<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. <strong>We got married <\/strong>and I got myself a step-daughter. <\/p>\n<p>Later, <strong>my father married my step-daughter<\/strong>. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also my wife became<strong> mother-in-law of her father-in-law<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my <strong>half brother <\/strong>because he was my father&#8217;s son. But he was also the son of my Wife&#8217;s daughter which made him my wife&#8217;s grand-son. That made me the <strong>grandfather of my half brother<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, <strong>whose step-sister is my father&#8217;s wife. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am my step-mother&#8217;s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child&#8217;s aunt, my son is my father&#8217;s nephew and I am my <strong>OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!! <\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n<strong>And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS ????<\/strong> <\/em>George<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two men an Indian and an American, met at a bus stop and started a conversation. The Indian kept complaining of family problems. Finally the American said: &#8220;You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}