{"id":408,"date":"2006-09-01T18:43:23","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T13:13:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/09\/01\/a-case-of-kiss-and-a-slap\/"},"modified":"2006-09-01T18:43:23","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T13:13:23","slug":"a-case-of-kiss-and-a-slap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/09\/01\/a-case-of-kiss-and-a-slap\/","title":{"rendered":"A case of kiss and a slap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia<\/strong> are traveling in a <strong>train<\/strong>. The train goes through a <strong>tunnel <\/strong>and it gets completely dark. <strong>Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!<\/strong> The train comes out of the tunnel. The<strong> women and Manmohan <\/strong>are sitting there looking <strong>perplexed<\/strong>. <strong>Bush<\/strong> is bent over <strong>holding his face<\/strong>, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Sonia is thinking:<\/strong><br \/>\nThese Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aishwarya is thinking:<\/strong><br \/>\nBush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Bush is thinking:<\/strong><br \/>\nDamn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She must&#8217;v have thought it was me and slapped me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manmohan is thinking:<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>If this train goes through another tunnel I will make more kissing sounds and slap Bush again. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}