{"id":441,"date":"2006-10-31T19:23:21","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T13:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/10\/31\/never-never-assume-that-your-boss-knows-everything\/"},"modified":"2006-10-31T19:23:21","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T13:53:21","slug":"never-never-assume-that-your-boss-knows-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/10\/31\/never-never-assume-that-your-boss-knows-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <em>young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM <\/em>when He found The CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece Of paper In his hand. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Listen,&#8221; said the <strong>CEO<\/strong>, &#8220;this is a very sensitive and Important Document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing Work?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Certainly, Sir&#8221; said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Excellent, excellent!&#8221; said the CEO as his paper Disappeared inside the machine.&#8221;<strong>I just need one copy<\/strong><\/em>.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>MORAL OF THE STORY:<\/strong> <em>Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when He found The CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece Of paper In his hand. &#8220;Listen,&#8221; said the CEO, &#8220;this is a very sensitive and Important Document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing Work?&#8221; &#8220;Certainly, Sir&#8221; said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}