{"id":469,"date":"2006-11-22T11:00:27","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T05:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/11\/22\/errant-husband\/"},"modified":"2006-11-22T11:00:27","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T05:30:27","slug":"errant-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/11\/22\/errant-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Errant Husband &#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <em>nice, calm and respectable lady <\/em>went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, &#8220;I would like to buy some cyanide.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist asked, &#8220;Why in the world do you need cyanide?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe lady replied, &#8220;<strong>I need it to poison my husband<\/strong>.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, &#8220;Lord have mercy! I can&#8217;t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That&#8217;s against the law! <strong> I&#8217;ll lose my license!<\/strong> They&#8217;ll throw both of us in <strong>jail<\/strong>! All kinds of  bad things will happen. <\/p>\n<p>Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist&#8217;s wife. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, &#8220;<strong>Well now.  That&#8217;s different. You didn&#8217;t tell me you had a prescription.<\/strong>&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, &#8220;I would like to buy some cyanide.&#8221; The pharmacist asked, &#8220;Why in the world do you need cyanide?&#8221; The lady replied, &#8220;I need it to poison my husband.&#8221; The pharmacists eyes got big [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}