{"id":488,"date":"2006-11-29T10:50:41","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T05:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/11\/29\/management-lessons\/"},"modified":"2006-11-29T10:53:18","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T05:23:18","slug":"management-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/11\/29\/management-lessons\/","title":{"rendered":"Management Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Socialism:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows.<br \/>\nYou keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Communism:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows.<br \/>\nThe government takes both and provides you with milk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fascism:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows.<br \/>\nThe government takes both and sells you the milk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bureaucracy:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows.<br \/>\nThe government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk,and then pours it down the drain.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dictatorship:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Capitalism:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Democracy:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows.<br \/>\nThe government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Corporate:<\/strong><br \/>\nYou have two cows.<br \/>\nYou lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and provides you with milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}